Damn you Candy Crush! Damn you to Hell! This game makes me wanna Hulk Smash the whole world! Yet, I can’t stop playing!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go sob in the corner and rock back and forth until I get more lives!
my 60 year old teacher today told me that he only downloaded candy crush so that he could send his wife lives on it and that’s how i learned about true love
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
(via phungsphunny-jk)
Justin Bieber’s Accurate Anatomy
The beauty and the butt.
(Source: reddit.com)
